Rude Christmas Presents For Wives - Duck with a Dick

If you wanted to get your wife or girlfriend a sneaky, cheaky or rude Christmas present for next to nothing then consider the "Duck With A Dick" for only £3.90 from Find Me A Gift!

But you'll have to visit their site for the full glorious exposure of the duck with the dick! The image just makes me chuckle!

And if you wanted some more sensible gifts to use in the bathroom then here's a (boring) selection: