Funny Christmas Presents For Wives / Nags / Backseat Drivers

Does your girlfriend or wife nag you to death when you're out on a nice drive? Does she sit there and say that you're too close to a car when its actually on the other carriage way? Well if so they you should get her the "SatNag" from MenKind.

This little gadget will help defuse those moments with great one=liners that replicate the voice of a sat-nav device. These are the lines it comes out with:

"At the next junction, you'll be driven around the bend".
"in 100 metres, stop and think, did you lock the back door?"
"In 50 metres I'm going to put on my really annoying voice 'Is your short cut really faster when we're stuck in really annoying traffic' ".
"At the next junction I will ask you to wind the window back up because I am freezing and I have just had my hair done."
"ff you don't slow down and drive within the speed limit, I'm going to phone the police myself."
"In 100 metres, I'm going to ask you to move over to the slow lane so I can fix my makeup."
"In 50 metres, if you fart again, I'm going to get out of this car and catch a bus"